Are These Pet Sitter Instructions too Over the Top?

Talk about a pampered pooch! These dog sitter instructions go a bit beyond what is normally expected. Wait until you read what number 5 is! We can't stop laughing!

1. A word (or a dozen) on water
A Post-It stuck to the water bowl says, “Filtered water only. Brita in fridge.”

2. Farm to floor dining

It reads: “Prepped the pupper’s dinners for three days. Brown rice, free-range duck, organic carrots. I also got frozen pizzas for you!”

3. Treat traditions
Four Mason jars sit on the kitchen counter. A sticky note on the first says, “Salmon treats for when the doorbell rings.”

4. Bedtime routine
A note on the bedroom door: “I’ve changed the sheets. When you want to go to bed, just brush his teeth, yawn in his face, start turning out lights and sing Lullaby and Goodnight. He should follow you right in here.”

5. Co-sleeping
Beyond the bedroom door, another Post-it lies on the freshly laundered bed. It reads: “He’ll sleep on the dog bed … unless there’s a thunderstorm, a loud passing car or he has a nightmare…”

6. Screen time
A note on the television reads, “If you go out, please turn on TV for him…”

7. Leash laws
Two leashes hang by the door. A sticky note says the blue one is for walks, the green one is to lead him to the car.

8. The friend zone
Next to the leashes is a hand-drawn map of the neighborhood indicating the dog’s preferred routes.

9. Skype schedule
A note left on a laptop gives instructions for logging into a Skype account.

OMG! Hilarious! LOL! Have you ever seen a list of demands this insane?! The doggy sure seems to really live the good life with his owner. HAHA! At least the owner knows she's a bit insane! LOL!

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